THINGS I DON'T TRUST
- •Public bathroom locks where you unlock it by pushing down the handleHow can I test if it's securely locked if when I jiggle the handle it just unlocks?!
- •"Dry clean preferred" tagsDon't lie. This means I can hand wash. Which everyone knows is actually gentle cycle. Dry clean preferred. Psshhh.
- •"Do not dry clean" tagsDo not dry clean?! Are there people out there who just dry clean everything? Why?! Who are you and what is your life?
- •Any time a new character shows up on a tv show. Especially if they are attractive and/or have an accent.Never the innocent person they claim to be.