Friends Seasons as Ross/rachel

Because someone needed to think about their series arc, so why not have it be me.
  1. 1.
    The One Where Ross loves Rachel
    See Ross pine, see Ross sulk, see Ross buy detergent in bulk.
  2. 2.
    The One Where Rachel loves Ross
    "I think you should name your cat Michael" is a thing I say to all people adopting new cats.
  3. 3.
    The One Where Ross and Rachel were on a break (?)
    Never trust a girl who makes copies, or a guy who works in fashion design. Or a guy who makes copies, or a girl who works in fashion design. Actually, on second thought, just never trust anyone.
  4. 4.
    The One Where Ross takes thee, Rachel
    Can we all just take a moment to marvel at this beautifully lit promotional photo? They had to pose for this, this was a concept someone had and said, "we should definitely do this."
  5. 5.
    The One Where Ross chooses Rachel
    Emily is unreasonable AF, but being real, Ross is kind of the worlds biggest moron. Maybe they were really meant to be together, y'all.
  6. 6.
    The One Where Ross and Rachel get married
    ...and had the wedding of my dreams.
  7. 7.
    The One Where Rachel uses Ross as a sexual pawn
    Because the best revenge is, "I'm mad at you, so I'm going to announce I'm having sex with your brother and rub it in your face. Wow, your relationship is supes normal!"
  8. 8.
    The One Where Ross and Rachel have a baby
    Remember how many times Ross left Rachel alone while she was in labor? I feel like he was gone for hours at a time. What a shitball.
  9. 9.
    The One Where Ross cockblocks Rachel
  10. 10.
    The One Where Ross and Rachel are never fully off the table
    Okay, so if we logically think about this, would Rachel ever have really been able to get off the plane? I feel like no, especially after she caused such a ruckus the first time. What kind of secret agent shit did Rachel have in her back pocket? The world may never know.