My Favorite Emojis and Why

Because no one else feels the way I do.
  1. 💁🏼
    You can use sassy girl for anything. Just told someone what time to meet up? Sassy girl. Just schooled someone on why they shouldn't post an obnoxious facebook status? Sassy girl. Just detonated a bomb and texted your mom about it? Sassy girl.
  2. 😧
    Do you need to convey a mild displeasure/horror with the things going on in your conversation? This ones for you. You go, Troy from Community coming into the fire-y room with pizza boxes, you tell 'em.
  3. 👌🏼
    This one is like "I don't even need words, everything's that cool", and I'm here for that. Less words, less problems.
  4. 🧀
    The universal emoji for "everything's all Gouda" #imyourgrandpa
  5. 🙃
    Could mean: I'm going insane! Could mean: I've already gone insane! Could mean: please help me not go insane! It's your task to find out.
  6. 🤗
    For when just a head couldn't express your joy, this fucker's got hands to keep your joy level covered.
  7. 😈
    As the prophet Taylor Swift once said, "he's so bad, but he does it so well."
  8. 💃🏽
    Rules for this emoji: 1. You may only use this emoji while singing "Copa Cabana". 2. You may only use this emoji in times of trouble, so Gloria Estefan can guide your way home. 3. You may only use this emoji in times of extreme joy, or extreme hardship.
  9. 🙅🏼
    Get away from me!!!! Alternately, I'm out!!!!!
  10. ✋🏼
    Stop...right...now. STOP RIGHT NOW, THANK YOU VERY MUCH, I NEED SOMEBODY WITH A HUMAN TOUCH.
  11. 🌚
    This guy just did something unconscionable and is really proud of himself for it. Don't trust him even a little bit.