I JUST ASKED AN 8 YEAR OLD WHAT WOULD BE ON HIS "PHILLIP SANDWICH"

I explained what I meant by what would be on the sandwich named after him and without skipping a beat he said......
  1. Lettuce for bread
    Alright we are going protein style
  2. Tomato
    Cause they are tastie
  3. Alfredo sauce
    No bread or meat
  4. Cause that would be delicious