EXCELLENT CV ADDITIONS

  1. Things done before the age of 8 that your parents really did for you (e.g. Choosing the state fruit of Michigan)!
  2. Certificates for rehab completion!
  3. List of all your prior pet names and forthcoming ones as well!
  4. A list of all the languages that you don't know (looking as if you do know them)
  5. A picture of someone who looks like you but is more attractive!
  6. A list of people who have called you their bestfriend!