Last 4 Photos On My Camera Roll, Captioned

  1. Toothbrush Charger in a Bag
    (Manic-looking) selfie sent to my friend, illustrating my completion of her request: "Can you pick up my toothbrush charger from my house and bring it tomorrow? I left it last weekend 😵 My dad will leave it in a plastic bag outside my front door behind the plant tree thing we have. He should be home if security actually calls or you can just sneak in like you have in the past 👍"
  2. Glass Rimmer from Target
    A 2 piece glass rimmer at Target I thought about purchasing because wouldn't that be nice? (I didn't because we won't need it at my bartending job where clients provide their own plastic cups.)
  3. 🙄
    Proof sent to my mom that I was, indeed, at home. I am 22 years old.
  4. Mailboxes
    Idk, some mailboxes.