1. I'm cleaning
  2. I'm picking things up and cleaning underneath them
  3. I'm scrubbing with my whole body
  4. I'm cleaning inside the appliances
  5. I'm reorganizing
  6. I'm redecorating
  7. I'm taking a load to Goodwill
  8. I'm going to Target, does anybody need anything
  9. My house looks fucking amazing
  10. I'm returning some things to Target