REALISTIC DISCOMFORTS TO WISH ON AN EX
For when death is just slightly too much and you still believe they are a good person somewhere deep down
- •Extended nausea without vomiting
- •Acne (really bad for like, a few months.)
- •Sitting in non-reclining seats on a really long flightAnd there are multiple BABIES on the plane!
- •Getting fat
- •Finding out the dryer is broken when their clothes are in the washer
- •A bad haircut