WHAT CLOTHES ARE REALLY FOR

It is not style, can we all just agree here
  1. Keeping you warm
  2. Absorbing your sweat
  3. Wiping your nose/hands
  4. Protection from sunburn/bug bites/scratches
  5. Protection from splatters
  6. Protection from chafing
  7. Sending a literal message
  8. Showin' off yer bod
  9. Hiding your bod.