WHY YOU SHOULD HIRE ME
A realistic cover letter
- •I have a college degreeI was told this would help.
- •I don't have any tattoosMom said this would help too
- •I have a background in customer serviceI know how to talk to strangers and help people even when they are rude or incompetent
- •I will make good jokes to you under my breathOne of my greatest strengths since middle school
- •I have a top notch t-shirt collection you will look forward to seeing every dayI hope I can wear t-shirts at this job
- •I am very chillBy this I mean I have been called "unflappable" in the workplace, and even when I am very stressed apparently no one can tell.
- •I am detail oriented and have great time management skillsI mean I'm competent so I'll get the job done.
- •I know all the words to Baby Got BackI retain information well
- •I have dimplesBig ones.
- •I want to get this show on the roadI want to end this train of year-long service jobs and settle into a career I want to have for longer than a decade
- •I don't want to be a 25 year old internI know I don't have the required amount of experience, but seriously just give me a shot at the real thing, I can do it!