THOUGHTS WHILE WATCHING AMERICAN IDOL

Season 15, Episode 14
  1. Why are they performing in LA's premier venue for tacky Greek weddings?
  2. Is there any chance a cute, underage boy with a guitar won't win?
  3. America really did not need to be exposed to Seacrest's twerking.
  4. JLo is really piling on the makeup this week.
  5. I would pay actual money to see Keith Urban get a haircut.
  6. Why are they bringing past Idols on? They all out sing the current contestants.
  7. They're really dragging out this season.