Things we hate about the people we follow
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    The obnoxious overuse of the word "heaven." It's overuse is astonishing. If there was a drinking game for the amount of times its used, we would literally die and go to heaven (well, OK, fine...hell)
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    Shoes in food pics. Those Tory Burch flats still don't make that latte design any more compelling
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    Ppl who get really excited about the smoothies they make. Oh, you added peanut butter today. High five waffle-titsπŸ‘πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Ž
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    Loving everything and never being disappointed. This isn't The Lego Movie, everything isn't awesome. Some restaurants blow. Be honest.
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    Posting every.single.course. Hey Bill Cosby, I didn't consent for you to rape my IG feed.
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    Posts that tell me to "tag a friend." Why do you need to know who I'm friends with? Does my friendship not satisfy you enough? Stop forcing this awkward situation that only exists in my head.
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    Pics of holding food (donut, coffee, ice cream cone) that's really just a sly way to show off your manicure
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    Ppl who always reintroduce themselves like "Hey guys! It's Dana again. Here with a new avocado toast recipe for your meatless Monday"
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    All the terrible food puns. The next time you think up a funny yolk, abort it.
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    Having no shame about trying to sound sincere when advertising a free meal you got at a horrible restaurant. "Loving girls night out at my favorite new place, Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Best tap water in the city! And it's all you can drink!"