HATE LIST: INSTAGRAM FOODIE

Things we hate about the people we follow
  1. 1.
    The obnoxious overuse of the word "heaven." It's overuse is astonishing. If there was a drinking game for the amount of times its used, we would literally die and go to heaven (well, OK, fine...hell)
  2. 2.
    Shoes in food pics. Those Tory Burch flats still don't make that latte design any more compelling
  3. 3.
    Ppl who get really excited about the smoothies they make. Oh, you added peanut butter today. High five waffle-titsπŸ‘πŸ‘ŠπŸ‘Ž
  4. 4.
    Loving everything and never being disappointed. This isn't The Lego Movie, everything isn't awesome. Some restaurants blow. Be honest.
  5. 5.
    Posting every.single.course. Hey Bill Cosby, I didn't consent for you to rape my IG feed.
  6. 6.
    Posts that tell me to "tag a friend." Why do you need to know who I'm friends with? Does my friendship not satisfy you enough? Stop forcing this awkward situation that only exists in my head.
  7. 7.
    Pics of holding food (donut, coffee, ice cream cone) that's really just a sly way to show off your manicure
  8. 8.
    Ppl who always reintroduce themselves like "Hey guys! It's Dana again. Here with a new avocado toast recipe for your meatless Monday"
  9. 9.
    All the terrible food puns. The next time you think up a funny yolk, abort it.
  10. 10.
    Having no shame about trying to sound sincere when advertising a free meal you got at a horrible restaurant. "Loving girls night out at my favorite new place, Bubba Gump Shrimp Co. Best tap water in the city! And it's all you can drink!"