HATE LIST: THANKSGIVING
Why we no longer see family on thanksgiving...
- 1."So, when are you two getting married?"
- 2."You really need to start having kids soon. The clock is ticking you know."
- 3."What do you mean you don't want kids?"
- 4."You know, one day you just wake up and get the baby bug. It happened to me. Trust me, it will happen to you."
- 5."No no no. Having a kid is completely different than having a puppy."
- 6."My gosh, is that your third bottle of wine you are opening?"
- 7."I love visiting Chicago but I could never live there. Tell me, do you feel safe living there?"
- 8."So tell me about this social media account that your mom mentioned. Chiraqi Food Me, right?"
- 9."Well you're a foodie so you you probably go there all the time but I just have to say that we love Grand Luxe Cafe. We always go there when we visit Chicago."
- 10."Oh, I see. Well. That's certainly neat. Didn't know that Dog Food Lid spelled backward was Dildo of God. Ain't that swell. Nice seeing you two. Happy Thanksgiving and God bless."