Why we no longer see family on thanksgiving...
  1. 1.
    "So, when are you two getting married?"
  2. 2.
    "You really need to start having kids soon. The clock is ticking you know."
  3. 3.
    "What do you mean you don't want kids?"
  4. 4.
    "You know, one day you just wake up and get the baby bug. It happened to me. Trust me, it will happen to you."
  5. 5.
    "No no no. Having a kid is completely different than having a puppy."
  6. 6.
    "My gosh, is that your third bottle of wine you are opening?"
  7. 7.
    "I love visiting Chicago but I could never live there. Tell me, do you feel safe living there?"
  8. 8.
    "So tell me about this social media account that your mom mentioned. Chiraqi Food Me, right?"
  9. 9.
    "Well you're a foodie so you you probably go there all the time but I just have to say that we love Grand Luxe Cafe. We always go there when we visit Chicago."
  10. 10.
    "Oh, I see. Well. That's certainly neat. Didn't know that Dog Food Lid spelled backward was Dildo of God. Ain't that swell. Nice seeing you two. Happy Thanksgiving and God bless."