Mistakes were made

A running list.
  1. That extra piece of fried chicken for dinner
    ... because I was content with the piece before.
  2. Not using a napkin as a makeshift bib while eating Pho
    The broth was really oily and all of my slurping caused the oil to splash all over the front of my shirt. Being oil, the stains were obvious and I ended up having to walk/wait around for my boyfriend to finish class (a FOUR hour wait) with my grossly stained shirt. I haven't felt so gross, ever.