ENEMIES

a list of people, places, and things that are on my dunzo list.
  1. The chairs at my school with wheels and desks that move all the way out.
    They are the worst and I'm always one misstep away from falling off of it.
  2. The person who designed the bathrooms at my school to have 7 sinks and 2 awkwardly placed soap dispensers.
    I don't wanna reach over some other person just to get some soap.
  3. The 50 Republican senators who voted to confirm Betsy DeVos.
    Sorry you all like money more than children and education.
  4. Guy driving a grey punch buggy who would not move up enough so I could get in the turn lane, EVEN THOUGH THERE WAS PLENTY OF ROOM.
    I missed a green light because you're the worst!!!! you obviously knew you could move forward more because you did after my light turned red!!!!!
  5. People who don't use their turn signal.
    IF ONLY THERE WAS A WAY TO LET ME KNOW YOU WERE CHANGING LANES!!
  6. My take home midterm, where it states in the instruction to answer two different essay questions.
    Calm down, it's the middle of the semester and we're all so tired!!
  7. Paul Ryan
    Paul knows what he did