LIES I TELL MYSELF DAILY

I have a lot of daily goals. none of them are ever reached.
  1. I'm going to wake up early
    10am is not early. That's when I wake up. Unless it's 9am. Which again is not early.
  2. Maybe I'll wear something nice today
    sweatpants forever
  3. I'm going to do so much work today
    Very rarely get more than one assignment done. Getting two done is like a crazy day.
  4. I'll eat healthier today
    By 2pm I'm eating Hot Cheetos
  5. I'll get up in 10 minutes
    no you won't.
  6. I'll go to sleep in 10 minutes
    no you won't.