SCRUBS CHARACTERS, RANKED (BASED ON HOW SIMILAR THEY ARE TO ME)

I've been rewatching the series during winter break. I'm still on season one but I'm pretty confident about these rankings.
  1. 1.
    Elliot
  2. 2.
    Ted
  3. 3.
    JD
  4. 4.
    Carla
  5. 5.
    Janitor
  6. 6.
    Dr. Cox
  7. 7.
    Turk
  8. 8.
    ....
  9. 9.
    ....
  10. 10.
    ....
  11. 11.
    Dr. Kelso