THINGS I ALWAYS HAVE

aka things my friends know I always have for them
  1. Straws
    Who wants to drink anything without one?
  2. Glow sticks
    And all other glow paraphernalia.
  3. The perfect playlist for the occasion
    I am v v v proud of this one.
  4. The shade of lipstick to match your outfit
    Also weirdly, v proud of this.
  5. An explanation for that random internet meme
    I am on tumblr too much.
  6. Updates on obscure Ukrainian politics
    Simon Ostrovsky is bae.