REAL LIFE TABB
Get a closer look at the extremely rare one of a kind species that is @racheltabb she'll have you crying from laughter, questioning linguistics, singing like your inner pop star, and of course keep you the utmost entertained. Ladies and gentleman I present to you RLT (real life Tabb)
- •Identity crisisHas been known to be confused with Diane Keaton
- •Dresses to impressAt any given moment you might walk in on her belting a ballad from Dreamgirls dressed in wings, a ball gown, a trench coat in 80 degree weather, or of course a "new black turtleneck"
- •CarnivoreShe won't ask for a bite but you may find her sniffing your bacon, or ham (she loves the smoked kind)
- •Stickler for the rulesNo humor before bed
- •Hot toddyWares suspenders to be sexual
- •Bunny looperNext time you see her ask her to tie your shoes for you. You'll see what I mean #theoldfashionedway
- •Little boy scribblesHandwriting like a prepubescent male (mucho endearing)
- •LinguistTends to create words but only when having VERY serious conversations (Example: Swedishian-being of Swedish decent)
- •LisaHer imaginary friend (who's a huge B just so you all know)
- •BilingualKnows how to say but cheeks in Spanish. That counts right?
- •English is her second language"Tree bloom in yard" translates to "oh look Chloe the neighbors tree is blooming"
- •Wild cardThe girl has a MAD case of jungle fever
- •Shrimp tossHide your...idk just hide! She's known to throw frozen shrimp when under the influence of wine
- •A bold mindWhere would our feet be without her
- •Rapper nameVanilla chip