THINGS THAT HAPPEN WHEN MY LIFE'S A MOVIE

  1. Slow motion entrances
    Cause hello who doesn't love a dramatic entrance!
  2. Occasional dance break
    Best part of any film
  3. Makeover scene
    I was wrong...this is the best part of any film. Not sure who's getting one but it's forsure happening
  4. Everyone laughs while eating their salads
    This shit cracks me up so yah it's gonna happen whenever lettuce is present
  5. Occasional black and white silent scenes
    When I'm over hearing the blah blah. So you become black and white and a mute....sorry no shade