UNSATISFYING WAYS TO SPEND $20

$20 still sounds like a nice bit of cash to me, so I'm always surprised when I see the lame amount of stuff it buys
  1. Two gallons of organic milk (for kids who love milk), one six-pack of Boont (insert season here) Ale (for husband who loves wooly beers)
  2. One medium bowl of lentil soup from Soup Freaks, no drink, delivered by Postmate.
  3. One People Magazine, (the Amal and George wedding issue - a stealth 'collectors edition'), one large Smartwater, one roll of fruit Mentos. At the Oakland airport.