PHRASES MY BROTHER AND I HAVE COINED
We're two idiots. @mwepper and I have fun!
- •My phone Christine Daaé'dMy phone died. (Christine Daaé is the female protagonist in Phantom of the Opera (duh))
- •When are you Susan G. Komen to pick me upWhen are you coming to pick me up.
- •You're a a real Liza MinnelliYou're a liar
- •Let's just take an Hubert de Givenchy.Lets just take an uber. (👆full name of fashion designer and founder of the House of Givenchy (duh))
- •IKEAI can't even. (ALL CREDIT FOR THIS ONE GOES TO @sarahschussheim)
- •I don't know, it's kind of up in the Erin BrokovichIt's kind of up in the air
- •I'm Donatella VersaceI'm done
- •Stop the gorillaStop it!
- •What're you Laura Dern?What are you doing?
- •It's time to go to DTime to go to Disney
- •I'm dI'm depressed
- •Let's have DsLet's have drinks
- •I want a Martini NavratilovaI want a martini. (You should know who Martina Navratilova is FYI). For the record, @mwepper made this one up yesterday on the fly over text 🙏)
- •The episode will be On Demand-y MooreThe episode will be On Demand