THINGS I SAY OUT LOUD TO MYSELF

Around the house, in the car, staring at myself in the mirror
  1. "Oh come on chlo!"
  2. "How many servings are in this--oh. I've had all of them"
  3. "WELL YOU LOOK GREAT!"**
    **sarcastic
  4. "Booty looks good"
  5. "Mama's hungry"
  6. (Laughing uncontrollably) "that's so weird chlo!"
  7. "Shine your light"
  8. "You're saying things out loud to yourself"
  9. "Cool tits"
  10. "LOL"**
    Not actually laughing out loud