THINGS THAT AREN'T A GARBAGE CAN

Sometimes I'm unclear
  1. My car
    Evidence would prove otherwise because it looks like my vehicle is a portable recycling bin--water bottles like whoa up in that piece.
  2. Pockets
    Gum wrappers and receipts in all of them all the time
  3. My purse
    Again with the gum wrappers and receipts.
  4. My dining table
    I'll dump all my paperwork here because it's where you're supposed to eat your food