Uh oh.
  1. Breathe.
  2. Tell yourself: "IT'S JUST A LIST!!!!!"
  3. Tell them: "hey pal, it's just a list. Whatevs jah feel me?"
  4. Relax
  5. DO NOT COMPARE SAID LIST
    Theirs may be funnier. Or worse, yours is. EVEN WORSE: NEITHER OF THEM ARE VERY GOOD.
  6. Suggest collaborating
  7. Realize collaboration WILL NEVER WORK.
  8. Laugh it off: "this is so crazy. You're being a lunatic"
  9. Apologize for calling them a lunatic
  10. Let them publish theirs.
  11. Delete yours.
  12. Go to a movie together.
    DON'T talk about said list
  13. BONUS: don't like their list for a solid 24hrs.
    Power move.