IF I WERE CASTING A REVIVAL OF CHICAGO 👯
I think this cast would be the best thing to ever hit Broadway.
- •Roxie Hart - Amanda "Foxy Knoxy" KnoxWe already know she can do cartwheels. The name on everybody's lips is gonna be... Knoxy!
- •Velma Kelly - Casey Anthony"I know it's sad of course but a fact is still a fact. And now all that remains... is the remains... of a perfect... double... act."
- •Amos Hart - Danny ModerNow THIS is a Mr. Cellophane! You probably know him as Mr. Julia Roberts. "Cuz you can look right through me, walk right by me, and never know I'm there."
- •Billy Flynn - Gloria AllredAn expert on razzle dazzle! We'll call her "Billie" in this revival. "I don't care about expensive things, cashmere coats, diamond rings, don't mean a thing - all I care about is LOVE!"
- •Matron "Mama" Morton - Martha StewartShe's gonna keep those girls in LINE! "Ask any of the chickies in my pen, they'll tell you I'm the biggest MUTHA-- ...hen"
- •Mary Sunshine - A laptop full of Buzzfeed quizzes being carried around by JustJaredThis character represents journalism.