I think this cast would be the best thing to ever hit Broadway.
  1. Roxie Hart - Amanda "Foxy Knoxy" Knox
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    We already know she can do cartwheels. The name on everybody's lips is gonna be... Knoxy!
  2. Velma Kelly - Casey Anthony
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    "I know it's sad of course but a fact is still a fact. And now all that remains... is the remains... of a perfect... double... act."
  3. Amos Hart - Danny Moder
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    Now THIS is a Mr. Cellophane! You probably know him as Mr. Julia Roberts. "Cuz you can look right through me, walk right by me, and never know I'm there."
  4. Billy Flynn - Gloria Allred
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    An expert on razzle dazzle! We'll call her "Billie" in this revival. "I don't care about expensive things, cashmere coats, diamond rings, don't mean a thing - all I care about is LOVE!"
  5. Matron "Mama" Morton - Martha Stewart
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    She's gonna keep those girls in LINE! "Ask any of the chickies in my pen, they'll tell you I'm the biggest MUTHA-- ...hen"
  6. Mary Sunshine - A laptop full of Buzzfeed quizzes being carried around by JustJared
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    This character represents journalism.