MY FAVORITE SCULPTURES IN VIGELAND PARK, OSLO

This was one of the best art experiences of my little life.
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    I loved this tribute to Kyle Minogue's "All The Lovers" video. What a breathtaking homage!
  2. 2.
    Someone traveled inside my brain and finally made art that reflects how I truly FEEL.
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    I yelled "YAAAASSSS KWEEN" so loud and for so long at this statue that I've now been classified by the Norwegian government as a "noise terrorist."
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    This one gets at the heart of Patricia Arquette's role in BOYHOOD in a much more succinct fashion.
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    Unclaimed pile of babies. I think a theme of this park was "babies are evil demons." I can get on board with that.
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    I realize this symbolizes mankind holding up the crushing weight of the world. Dat ass tho.
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    Butch queen first time in drags at a ball.
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    Such a lovely tribute to Marge Simpson. I was moved to tears.
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    Crossfit isn't a workout. It's a lifestyle.
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    You can't really gauge the size here, but this dude had a dick the size of a Coke can.
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    "I'm thirsty! I'm basic!"
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    "I find that yoga actually gives me MORE energy, you know?"