SEXIEST POKEMON (ORIGINAL 151)

All Pokémon are sexy, but some Pokémon are sexier than others.
  1. 1.
    Jynx
    No explanation needed. Flawless KWEEN. Bustier ON FLEEK.
  2. 2.
    Original fat Pikachu
    🎶Don't go changing, to try and please me🎶 You didn't have to change, Pikachu. Be proud of your juicy body.
  3. 3.
    Twink Pikachu
    Okay, not gonna lie, Pikachu did get pretty hot after he moved to West Hollywood.
  4. 4.
    Ninetales
    Dior. Chanel. Balenciaga. Ninetales.
  5. 5.
    Tangela
    I want to get lost in your mane, Tangela. Leave your shoes on.
  6. 6.
    Rapidash
    Rapidash, your pussy is LITERALLY on fire.
  7. 7.
    Ditto
    Okay, here's the thing. Ditto can transform into anything, and will probably transform into you. Do I want to have sex with myself? 100% yes.
  8. 8.
    Mewtwo
    This gym bunny needs to CALM DOWN. Yes, your body is amazing, but I do not CARE about your crossfit regimen.
  9. 9.
    Doduo
    Did somebody say TWIIIIIIIINS?!?
  10. 10.
    Bellsprout
    LEGS. LEGS. LEGS FOR DAYZZZZ. This badass bitch is on paraaaaaade.
  11. 11.
    Persian
    That look is purrfect. Serving me LEANNESS and MEANNESS. I'd like to see a softer side though. Stop relying on that body!
  12. 12.
    Farfetch'd
    Always shows up with a prop. Very 50 Shades. Enlighten me.
  13. 13.
    Cubone
    I feel like I ran into this guy in a sex club in Berlin.
  14. 14.
    Mr. Mime
    This bitch is always down to clown.
  15. 15.
    Jigglypuff
    I like 'em curvy and Jigglypuff is just that. One continuous curve.
  16. 16.
    Eevee
    VENUS IN FUR
  17. 17.
    Porygon
    Sometimes you just wanna cyber.
  18. 18.
    Dragonair
    Sleek. Aerodynamic. Realness. House of Saint-Laurent.
  19. 19.
    Charmander
    Charming naïveté emanating from this one. Butch queen first time in drags at a ball.
  20. 20.
    Missingno
    There is nothing sexier than an air of MYSTERY. Oooh, Missingno, please screech sweet glitch sounds in my ear.