Tomorrow might be gay Christmas but instead of presents, Santa is bringing constitutional rights. It could also be Monday. Either way, enjoy this thought experiment! πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½πŸŽ…πŸ½
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    Dasher - Clarence Thomas
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    He never speaks at the arguments. You know when it hits quitting time he just DASHES out of there.
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    Dancer - Elena Kagan
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    Always down for a good time but a little reserved. She'll dance but she's not quite ready to PRANCE.
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    Prancer - Sonia Sotomayor
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    Girl does not give a fuck what you think. She does not give a fuck about slowing down for her diabetes. She is here to PRANCE. For a good time call Sonia.πŸ’ƒπŸ½πŸ’ƒπŸ½πŸ’ƒπŸ½
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    Vixen - Ruth Bader Ginsburg
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    Regal. Supreme. Eleganza. Also, have you seen pictures of her when she was younger? I'd hit it and I'm so gay I broke the Kinsey scale.
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    Comet - Stephen Breyer
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    Is that a shooting star? No, it's just the sparkle in the eyes of notorious cutie Stephen Breyer.
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    Cupid - John Roberts
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    Is this the face that launched a thousand boners? πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜πŸ’˜
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    Donner - Samuel Alito
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    Donner is a reindeer? Kind of forgot he was one of the group. Ditto to you, Alito.
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    Blitzen - Antonin Scalia
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    Look at that face. Girl is blitzed day-in day-out. 🍸🍸🍸How else do you include the term "jiggery-pokery" in an official dissent?
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    Rudolph - Anthony Kennedy
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    Spotlight queen. It's all about HIM. The red nose that guided us through Romer v. Evans, Lawrence v. Texas, and United States v. Windsor has returned to save the day again! He should be grand marshal of every pride parade in perpetuity.