1. Elaine Stritch's ghost
  2. The 40 members of my hair and makeup team
  3. The Academy (but like I'll mumble it because borrrring)
  4. My husband, Prince George (this is 20 years in the future, RELAX!)
  5. My boy DL! (The Dalai Lama)
  6. MOM (the ride at Jordan's Furniture)
  7. My hottest bullies
  8. Everyone who ever fav'd me
  9. The Earth's atmosphere (thanks for stopping all those meteors, bae)
  10. Harvey Weinstein