10 People I Don't Believe Have Digestive Systems
Just a feeling I can't shake.
- 1.Daniel CraigSubsists on brown liquor.
- 2.RihannaOnly visits the bathroom to have better sex than any of us have ever/will ever have.
- 3.Lupita Nyong'oToo busy killing it.
- 4.Oscar IsaacLoves to eat, but all his food breaks down into liquid 'awesome' that he sweats out.
- 5.Benedict CumberbatchEats in private because food goes right through him like the ghosts from the 1995 "Casper" film.
- 6.David BowieEvolved beyond the need for a dumb toilet because he was perfect.
- 7.Alex TurnerSorta like a "Meet Joe Black" situation, except he's cool incarnate.
- 8.Emma WatsonJust better than us mortals, okay??
- 9.Tilda SwintonSleeps in a sarcophagus. Every night those scarabs from "The Mummy" crawl into her stomach and eat all the food she's ingested throughout the day. She's never questioned this cycle.
- 10.Hamburger Helper GloveDeviant alien. Do not trust.