A SCENE FROM "A FEW GOOD MEN" TRANSLATED INTO THAT MINION LANGUAGE

  1. Colonel Jessep, deep to fog ta Code Red¿
  2. to domo kaylay da simpli pak pokami!
  3. ka'll simpli ta pokami! to quer gatkat?
  4. ka pensa ka'm monsic da vus.
  5. to quer gatkat?¿
  6. ka quer ta dun¡!
  7. to pudum't todfry ta dun!¡!!
  8. oes, alsvivo een a globo pak hego eld, yee be eld kaylay da be guarded bey heemos wat alb. yob's gonna batooay pik? to? to, cru. Weinburg, yikai? . ka kaylay a taigg orciff rep to tup elsrob fathom.
  9. to weep nunu Santiago, yee to curse ta owntit. to kaylay pak didill. to kaylay ta didill mud non boaoxo Whaaat? ka cono. pak Santiago's gig, weebo tragic, midole jam ham, Yi kai yai yai! yee mi itlux, weebo grotesque yee incomprehensible da to, cap ham
  10. to domo quer ta dun feguin dopa koop een latfin to domo pluka cama ka saueme, to quer me lib pak pes, to con me lib pak pes. alsuso mew ko day, hao, warale. alsuso les mew sim ta aukred mud a levo boy segads torute. to uso vus sim a punchline.
  11. ka kaylay tauzas ta veela ar ta inclination da arcyow gaenu da a ka yob fop yee sleeps sumo ta pohah mud ta mupa hodwhy pak ka tuxwaw.
  12. yee awa twocot ta avebun een tika ka tuxwaw pik, Yi kai yai yai! ka polo hihon to sola bap or to, yee yo lib tu piu, layeel, ka allkeg to paka aka a arcton, yee templa a gey. sora piu, ka domo pona a damn Whaaat? to pensa to nama monsic da.
  13. deep to fog ta Code Red¿
  14. ka deep ta caree ka--
  15. deep to fog ta Code Red¿??
  16. to're goddamn recha ka deep!!!¡!