AOL INSTANT MESSENGER SCREEN NAMES TO DESCRIBE MY JOB HISTORY🏀
As well as who I was at the time I held those jobs. Not my complete work history.
- •poolboy69_thesexnumber[16, first job at a swimming pool] AWAY MESSAGE: g2g lol my mom fell down the stairs 1 hour ago & still hasnt made my pizza rolls rofl wat the fuck is wrong with her
- •happydaze420_thedrugnumber[19, Camp Counselor at 'Camp Happy Day'] AWAY MESSAGE: *~fukk luv gimme diamonds~*
- •Labrat666[21, worked at my university's library in The Digital Media Lab] AWAY MESSAGE: brb trying to engineer a vagina onto a corndog
- •horny4death[22, sold high-end photographic equipment at a camera store] AWAY MESSAGE: wake up. work. drink to forget. repeat
- •post_pro_fucko[23, interned at a post-production editing house in Downtown Chicago] AWAY MESSAGE: "What if this is as good as it gets?"
- •OnionRingWorm13[24, Writer's Assistant at The Onion] AWAY MESSAGE: be back soon trying to convince myself my job is amazing hit up the cell if u need me
- •death_cassanova[25, Manager at a Custard Shop] AWAY MESSAGE: hold on trying to figure it all out