Awkward Interactions and What to do to Atone for Them
Some of these *may* be specific to my life experience...
- •Calling someone the wrong nameATONE: Descend an unexplored jungle cave and come out on the other side transformed
- •Getting walked in on in the bathroomATONE: Private flogging
- •Walking in on somebody in the bathroomATONE: Public flogging
- •Having one of those shitty passive-aggressive couple fights in front of friendsATONE: Hire a lagoon creature to chase you up flights of stairs
- •Sneezing during a conversation and having a truly strange amount of snot come out to cover lips and chinATONE: Spend a night in 'The Well of Echoing Naughty Children'
- •Enthusiastically telling a risky joke that no one laughs atATONE: Read every comment on a Facebook debate thread
- •Drunk textingATONE: The Spider Closet
- •(Almost all) Drunk confessionsATONE: The Cockroach Closet
- •Just generally drunkATONE: The Tucker Max Closet
- •Awkwardly trying to buy a woman a drink immediately after she buys one for herselfATONE: Give your first child to Brendan Fraser.
- •Choking on food just enough that you have to wordlessly leave the table and throw it up in the bathroomATONE: The Chokey
- •Going to hug your Dad for the first time since you were small and him just keeping his arms pinned to his sideATONE: Eat a peach, but the pit is one of George Washington's dog teeth
- •Being a tweenATONE: Break rocks for eternity