I want to be rich so I'm going to make these movies and then make money and then hopefully make love for the first time bc I'll have so much money.
  1. CORN DOG BROTHEL: A family comedy about a successful brothel that is forced to hire corn dogs to do the sex work for one week when all of the women's periods become synced and they're out of commission.
  2. POMP AND CIRCUMCISION: A twenty something going through a midlife crises accidentally circumcises himself during graduation from an alternative medicine school.
  3. DRUMLINE: A shot for shot remake of the Nick Cannon film.