My Ranking on Different "Hotness" Scales

I'm a...
  1. Chicago: 2
  2. Mars: 10
  3. Area 51: 6
  4. Graveyard (Warm): 1
  5. Graveyard (Cold): 4
  6. New York: DOA
  7. LA: "Son of the Mask"
  8. Binary: 0
  9. Bible: 666
  10. New Jersey: "Garden State" (Braff, 2004)
  11. My Grandma's House: Disappointment
  12. Paris: Do Not Resuscitate