QUOTES FROM THIS WEEK'S BROAD CITY (S:3E:3) THAT MADE ME HEE-HAW
Last weeks episode: QUOTES FROM THIS WEEK'S BROAD CITY (S:3E:2) THAT MADE ME HEE-HAW
- •[Squints] "Abbi? Listen: I know how to do it without popping your cherry. Your husband will never suspect on your wedding night."
- •[Trey] "I just want to get in here, Axe my body from head to toe, and zen out."
- •[Trey] "I remember my first time...I was 23 and had just learned I was allergic to cashews..."
- •"Weigh in starts in ten, you guys. So you still got time to shave your pubes if you need to lose that last LB."
- •"Todd, you are clearly underutilizing somebody who's got their Salad Fingers on the pulse."
- •[Abbi] "I remember, Ilana! I remember the whole thing! I remember everyone being so fucking jealous because I beat them so fucking hard!"
- •[Todd] "If you need sanitary napkins or similar products we give those away free here...I understand, uh, my mom spotted well into her 60s."
- •[Abbi, after winning tug of war] "Red team, come eat my ass one at a fucking time...Come on! Line up! I'm sellin' tickets."
- •[Nicole, into recorder after Ilana is fired] Day 511: It ends.
- •NICOLE'S 'SISTER ACT' DAY DREAM IS FUCKING EVERYTHING
- •Ilana: Nick, fierce shoulder pads. Date night?Suggested by @roballen
- •Abbi: I am going to knock your big swanging titties into next Tuesday.Suggested by @roballen
- •The dog sweater.Suggested by @ltoiaivao
- •[Ilana, upon learning that an investor is coming to Deals, Deals, Deals]: "Dude, this means MON-EY bc I have a bazillion app ideas that some crusty old white douche would jizz his little pantsuit for. Dis good. Dis REAL good."Suggested by @ltoiaivao