Inspired by @___benjam___
  1. Attempting to freestyle rap when I'm alone and drunk in my room
  2. Absolutely salivating at the sight of Michael B. Jordan in "Creed"
  3. Flirting with girls
  4. Dancing on New Year's Eve the past couple years
  5. Not knowing what "Kony 2012" was until this year
  6. Trying to name a single country in Africa
  7. Slowly cementing my status as a nobody
  8. Snapchatting a picture of me penetrating a slice of pineapple pound cake
  9. 2009 - 2010
  10. Saying "de nada" at a Mexican restaurant
  11. Youtubing "Japanese women deep kissing" in 2007