You won't find these superlatives on any year-end lists.
  1. Best Mid-2000s Mall Rock Song I Ripped From YouTube:
    "Shadow" by Ashlee Simpson
  2. Weirdest Song I Heard in a Porn Video:
    "Whiplash" from the 2014 film of the same name.
  3. Sexiest 50 Cent Song I Rediscovered:
    "21 Questions" by Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson
  4. Best Song I Ruined Trying to Sing While Drunk at a House Party:
    "Mantra" by Earl Sweatshirt
  5. Best Song I Was Just Recently Able to Listen to Because Before It Reminded Me of a Painful Breakup:
    "You're a Wolf" By Sea Wolf
  6. Best Song I'll Never Stop Listening to Just Leave Me Alone Please
    "Long December" - Counting Crowes
  7. Best Transition Song From the Sketch Show I Wrote This Year:
    Acorn Rag - Unknown Artist
  8. Best Lullaby I Made Up Off the Top of My Head
    "Bed of Your Choice" - Me
  9. Best Song Who's Video I Watched 6000 Times This Year:
    "My Love" by Justin Timberlake ft. T.I.
  10. Best Song @stevecady Assures Me Signals the End of The World:
    "Pizza Toots" by Alvin and the Chipmunks from the movie "Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Road Chip"