Venmo Payment Description Poems

Some poems I made up using real Venmo payment descriptions that I scrolled through.
  1. I hate New York.
  2. The sun rising in the west.
  3. Daddy.
  4. Not even sure what this is for...
  5. ...
  6. Aloha vibes.
  7. Margs for mom.
  8. Mario fart.
  9. I will lite you on fire.
  10. ...
  11. You still owe me for bills,
  12. for being good to you,
  13. for eating an ant,
  14. curing lepracy,
  15. anal beads.
  16. ...
  17. Uber down on Friday.
  18. Farts.
  19. Anime porn.
  20. Cable, gas, and sewer.
  21. ...
  22. Help me!
  23. Urgent!
  24. The night I threw up,
  25. for drug money.
  26. For being a hero...