HELPFUL LIFE HACKS
- •If you don't have time for a bath simply wrap yourself in masking tape and peel the dirt off.
- •If you have a stutter refrain from saying the word ghost because people will think there's one behind them.
- •When in an elevator repeatedly push the button to make it go faster.
- •Instead of spending money on binoculars simply get closer to the object you wish to see.
- •If you tell an already calm person to calm down, they will become even more calm.
- •Avoid getting chastised by the women in your life for leaving the toilet seat up by simply urinating in the sink.
- •When writing a tip put a negative number, they'll be forced to pay you.