LESS COOL WAYS JOKER COULD HAVE GOTTEN "THESE SCARS"
- •He accidentally microwaved a hot pocket for 30 minutes instead of 3 minutes and burned himself
- •He was shaving with a straight edge razor and he sneezed
- •He was trying to get a popcorn kernel out of his teeth with kitchen scissors while driving and got rear ended
- •Someone curb stomped his face onto a porcupine
- •He got a razor blade Apple while trick or treating
- •He was roasting marshmallows on a camping trip and ate a s'more that was on fire
- •He ate brownie batter off a switch blade