1. If you're out of contact solution, use mouthwash. it'll keep your eyes smelling minty fresh all day.
  2. If you only have one sheet of paper put it in the copy machine to get more paper.
  3. If your plugs keep bending when you put them in the outlet use a fork to straighten out the outlet.
  4. If you drive somewhere and can't remember how to get home just put the car in reverse and step on the gas.
  5. If you're drowning, pretend to be dead. The water will think you're a corpse and you'll float to the top.
  6. Stop wasting time by brushing your teeth. Instead just add toothpaste to your breakfast.
  7. If you're nervous around new people, just rub orange peels all over your face and they'll probably leave you alone.