- •If you're out of contact solution, use mouthwash. it'll keep your eyes smelling minty fresh all day.
- •If you only have one sheet of paper put it in the copy machine to get more paper.
- •If your plugs keep bending when you put them in the outlet use a fork to straighten out the outlet.
- •If you drive somewhere and can't remember how to get home just put the car in reverse and step on the gas.
- •If you're drowning, pretend to be dead. The water will think you're a corpse and you'll float to the top.
- •Stop wasting time by brushing your teeth. Instead just add toothpaste to your breakfast.
- •If you're nervous around new people, just rub orange peels all over your face and they'll probably leave you alone.