PLANE SAFETY PHOTOS PART 2

cause you know why not
  1. Cocaine is conveniently stored under your seat
  2. Used condoms are stored overhead if you want them for some reason
  3. People with 80s air will be thrown overboard
  4. If you want to exit you gotta get by Guido first
  5. Little brats don't get air bags
  6. Help nerds off first
  7. Lighters filled with water won't work
  8. Don't dry hump the exits