PRESIDENTS RANKED BY HAIR

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  1. 43. William Henry Harrison
    What do you even call that?
  2. 42. James Madison
    The ghost of dead hair
  3. 41. James K. Polk
    The layered
  4. 40. Dwight Eisenhower
    The is that hair or a pile of dandruff?
  5. 39. William McKinley
    The condescending owl
  6. 38. Warren G. Harding
    The white girl who has trouble drawing eyebrows
  7. 37. John Tyler
    The never been washed
  8. 36. Gerald Ford
    The they should just go back to wigs
  9. 35. Richard Nixon
    The creepy hair to match a creepy face
  10. 34. Andrew Johnson
    The mom
  11. 33. Thomas Jefferson
    The dollar store wig
  12. 32. John Adams
    Powdered donut
  13. 31. Lyndon B. Johnson
    The Balding Ronald Reagan
  14. 30. George H. W. Bush
    The Sr.
  15. 29. George W. Bush
    The Jr.
  16. 28. Jimmy Carter
    I got nothing
  17. 27. Zachary Taylor
    The unkempt Tommy Lee Jones
  18. 26. Bill Clinton
    The salt and peppa
  19. 25. George Washington
    The Quaker Oats guy
  20. 24. Calvin Coolidge
    The forgettable president
  21. 23. Franklin D. Roosevelt
    The two tone
  22. 22. Harry S. Truman
    The Woodrow Wilson
  23. 21. Woodrow Wilson
    The Whatever's cheapest
  24. 20. Barack Obama
    The damn his hair got grey fast!
  25. 19. Ulysses S. Grant
    The no funny business
  26. 18. Herbert Hoover
    The boring
  27. 17. Millard Fillmore
    The Alec Baldwin with better hair
  28. 16. John Quincy Adams
    The chops
  29. 15. James Buchanan
    The Beethoven
  30. 14. Benjamin Harrison
    The tired sea captain
  31. 13. Ronald Reagan
    The whole can of hair spray
  32. 12. Abraham Lincoln
    The chinstrap
  33. 11. Theodore Roosevelt
    The monopoly man
  34. 10. James A. Garfield
    The Amish wizard
  35. 9. John F. Kennedy
    The American Hero
  36. 8. Andrew Jackson
    The luscious dracula
  37. 7. Franklin Pierce
    The presidential curls
  38. 6. James Monroe
    The hell yeah I can rock a ponytail!
  39. 5. Grover Cleveland
    The Ron Swanson
  40. 4. Martin Van Buren
    The electrocuted Bernie Sanders
  41. 3. Rutherford B. Hayes
    The wise mentor
  42. 2. William Taft
    The Pringles logo
  43. 1. Chester A. Arthur
    The it's all connected