1. 1.
    Dark chocolate (I'm so bad!)
  2. 2.
    A second glass of red wine after dinner (uh oh!)
  3. 3.
    Gossiping with the gals (sometimes I can't help it!)
  4. 4.
    Going to the movies on my lunch break (a little well deserved ME TIME!)
  5. 5.
    Violating my parole (shhh don't tell!)
  6. 6.
    Watching the Real Housewives of New York (I read, I swear!)
  7. 7.
    Embezzling money from my company (it's not a crime if you don't get caught!)
  8. 8.
    Long baths (with bubbles!)
  9. 9.
    Enabling the patriarchy (a little indulgence in your own privilege never hurt!)
  10. 10.
    Carbs (the gym can wait, lol!)