all the things that make a "hard pass" in/on a potential suitor.
  1. Man jewelry (any kind but especially leather bracelets, island jewelry, or dog tags)
  2. You need to list being a "burner" in your bio. It happens once a year bro, calm down.
  3. ...or crossfit. We get it.
  4. You chose a public bathroom selfie for one of your profile photos
  5. Any form of Oakley sunglasses (even those colored lens wayfarer types someone convinced you were cool)
  6. Selfies wearing fancy clothes...In a dressing room. 🙄
  7. Quirky bow tie photos- why are there so many?! this doesn't make me believe you have your shit together.
  8. Not an instant swipe left- BUT does why does everybody work at Disneyland or is an architect.