signs that I'm growing up

  1. the constant state of crippling fear
  2. looking in the mirror and realizing i'm dressed like a dad
  3. the amount owed on the utility bill determines my mood for the subsequent 48 hours
  4. the constant state of crippling fear
  5. hangovers, i don't allow them to happen anymore
  6. the constant state of crippling fear
  7. i stretch
  8. i am now a proud hy-vee fuel savers rewards card member
  9. i set my alarm earlier and earlier to prove how on top of things i am
  10. i use email to communicate — and i like it!
  11. the constant state of crippling fear
  12. i can use both cardinal directions and street names when giving directions