this list is going to get lengthy
  1. being redirected to the app store
  2. people who purchase and shoot off fireworks in their backyard
    hey man, take your pos fireworks and leave! go home! #bye
  3. political discourse on social media
    it's a bit of a mystery how something that is hated by all is still inescapable
  4. when "rate and review this app" pops up on my iPhone screen
    nah, fuck that
  5. sitting on something wet
  6. motivational quotes accompanying an Instagram post
    don't even get me started!
  7. that all the best foods are filled with 10X's the recommended daily amount of carbs
  8. the fact that dishwashers suck at washing dishes
  9. my facebook feed
  10. Static