Things You Shouldn't respond "you too" to

It's important to say "you too" to yourself after each one
  1. "Enjoy the movie" - Guy working the ticket window at your local movie theatre
  2. "You have 30 days to live" - Doctor
  3. "Have a nice workout" - 16 year old kid working the front desk at your gym
  4. "Dude I can't believe you're guilty of murdering that Doctor" - Friend
  5. "Let me know if you need anything else!" - waiter at Olive Garden
  6. "I am so not a co-conspirator! I didn't know anything! You'll spend the rest of your life behind bars!" - Friend